I was formerly the full-time copywriter for the Natural News Store, run by Mike Adams (aka The Health Ranger), the alt-health guru, forensic food labmeister, alternative factmonger, official narrative questioner, open carrier, Good Gopher, non-complier, anti-dentite, false flagger, wellness warrior, prophecy junkie, collapse predictor, vanilla rapper, shit-hits-the-fanner, own church starter, sleeper celler, vaxxterminator, McNugget microscopist, Y2K hustler, bugouter, nascent iodiner, cesium eliminator, hemp juvenator, chlorella cleaner, functional mushroomer, astaxanthinite, card-carrying schizandrist, psych drug shooter accuser, chop shopper, quantum webseeder, Naturalpediaphile, AI slophack, and online marketing genius who publishes the website Natural News.
Here's a sampling of some stuff I wrote for him. These promotions made a great deal of money (for the Health Ranger, not for me).
Some Website Banner Ads
Click on the links below to see the landing pages:
